Monday, September 26, 2011
Lies
"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible." --Holden Caulfield, The Catcher in the Rye
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
YOGAGAGAHHH
Dani went shopping for jeans today. While I was watching Jersey Shore, she had me try on a pair of yoga pants that she bought. She said when she tried them on they didn't even cover her ass and they only went down to her ankles, 
so of course they were long on me. Mom paid for them so she had no problem letting me have them and I was so excited because not only have I never owned a pair of yoga pants (which are amazingly comfortable) but they are the girly-ist pants I've ever had. They are all black but they have a wide waist band that is grey leopard print, folds down and over your butt in silvery metallic writing it says NEW YORK. When I tried them on I looked in the mirror to see how they looked and I was like, "Dani! I've never had a pair of pants with writing on the ass. I'm not going to be able to stop looking at my ass!!". Dani responded, "I think that's kinda the point. They're supposed to make guys want to stare at your ass." And I said, "Yeah, but its not like it makes my butt any bigger. Its still nonexistent, it just has sparkly writing on it now. They'd be like 'oh, there's a book on that girls back'".
so of course they were long on me. Mom paid for them so she had no problem letting me have them and I was so excited because not only have I never owned a pair of yoga pants (which are amazingly comfortable) but they are the girly-ist pants I've ever had. They are all black but they have a wide waist band that is grey leopard print, folds down and over your butt in silvery metallic writing it says NEW YORK. When I tried them on I looked in the mirror to see how they looked and I was like, "Dani! I've never had a pair of pants with writing on the ass. I'm not going to be able to stop looking at my ass!!". Dani responded, "I think that's kinda the point. They're supposed to make guys want to stare at your ass." And I said, "Yeah, but its not like it makes my butt any bigger. Its still nonexistent, it just has sparkly writing on it now. They'd be like 'oh, there's a book on that girls back'".
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Mission Statement:
So we follow our wandering paths, and the very darkness acts as our guide and our doubts serve to reassure us. - Jean-Pierre de Caussade
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